Kath and Kimia

This time of year feels less like a grand unveiling of one's glorious body than a shifty peering under the sheet to see whether mice have nested in the sofa or not....  Ciabatta heels, orange elbows from badly removed fake tan, wrinkly hands and hat hair.  And the magazines are shouting "Get your bikini body out!"

A bit of a spring clean and polish is what's needed.  Kimia is a favourite brand of people like Jennifer Aniston et al and I can see why.  The products are luxurious and rich and have a very specific, dry, expensive type of smell.  They smell like Mayfair, basically.  I did find someone called Kath to review this for the sake of the headline (although she spells it with a C but I'm ignoring that) who is something of a sun worshipper.  She is well endowed and gets tracing lines down her chest.  She has been using the Kimia Perfection Neck and Decollete Serum for seven days and says her skin is "glowing" and definitely feels smoother and the lines are lighter.  "Less crevasses, more like footpaths," she says cheerfully.